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The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing. More than pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than celebrity blonde quotes. Sample jokes: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? Help Centre. Track My Order. My Wishlist Sign In Join. Be the first to write a review.

Add to Wishlist. Ships in 7 to 10 business days. Link Either by signing into your account or linking your membership details before your order is placed. Description Product Details Click on the cover image above to read some pages of this book! A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do.

I memorized all the state capitals. What is the capital of Nevada? A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. At feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.

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The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk. On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

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God told them the stairs to heaven were 1, steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the th step and laughed even before god told his joke. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. Three women are about to be executed for crimes. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. Everyone is startled and looks around.

She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.


By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me.


Two blondes fell down a hole. Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan. Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door. How do you confuse a blonde?

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They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning — though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From years.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? Donut seeds! This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. Once there was a magical mirror. When you told the truth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever. One day three college girls went to the mirror. Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world. Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money. Then she suddenly disappeared forever. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.